The premier of Jesse

Every once in awhile, something so important comes along that you just have to stop and take it in. This is one of those moments. Q&A numero uno between Blogging with B (BB) and Girlfriend of the Blog (GB) starts now.

BB: Give me your thoughts on Michigan
GB: I didn’t see them play. Hey, you misquoted me. I said I didn’t watch the game. No wonder you quit journalism. You suck at it.

BB: Okay, well, how do you think Oregon will do against Michigan?
GB: These are stupid questions.

BB: (Just staring at her)
GB: You’re awful.

BB: Name the school that beat Michigan
GB: It was two words…Abernathy! Is that right?
BB: No
GB: But you know where they’re from? Baronee, North Carolina!
BB: No (I give her a chance and some time to think about it)
GB: Ooh, Appalachian State!
BB: Nice!
GB: You know how I got that?
BB: You looked at the cover of SI on the table.
GB: Yeah, ’cause I’m smart like that.

(Watching the Oregon State game as this is going on)

GB: You know who the Cincinnati coach looks like. He looks like a little man that came out of the Notre Dame coach.
BB: Speechless (Judge for yourself).

BB: Ok, so we figured out it’s Appalachian State.
GB: Appal-ay-chian State.
BB: No, it’s Appal-a (as in apple)-chian State
GB: Oh, that’s dumb.

BB: You wanna’ take another shot at where they’re from?
GB: It’s Baronee (thinks for a moment) Yeah, (to the tune of the Petey Pablo song) North Carolina!
BB: No, it’s Boone.
GB: Oh yeah, I knew that. But I got North Carolina!

BB: Give us your thoughts on switching I-A and I-AA to bowl subdivision and championship subdivision:
GB: That’s retarded. Seriously. What is it, racist or classist to call someone I-AA? You know what that is? That’s like giving a blue ribbon in a fifth grade science fair to the kid that stuck a piece of moldy bread in the fridge just for showing up. It’s like when I gave Nate Jolly a ribbon for most improved dancer.

GB: Dude, if I was gay, I’d play football. You’d get to feel up all these guys. How could you not love it?

BB: Oregon vs. Houston last week, your thoughts?
GB: I saw no defensive line. Wait, I don’t want to be serious. Don’t write that. Hey, you can’t put that.

BB: A prediction for Oregon vs. Michigan?
GB: To be honest, I don’t know. I haven’t seen Michigan play. Our defense sucks, the D-Line is awful. Patrick Chung is good, though. Dennis Dixon is hot and cold. I don’t know if you can have a quarterback that throws poorly. He can run but aren’t the running backs supposed to do that? Michigan is pissed losing to some teeny-weeny team so I feel like they’ll kill us, but who knows, maybe they actually suck.
GB’s Pick: 52-48 Oregon. I’m a sucker. I always think my team will win (don’t we all).