Warning: If you lack a sense of humor and cannot understand sarcasm, please exit and learn.
It’s a big game Saturday. And it’s not a natural rival. In fact, I always kinda’ liked Cal. But that won’t do. Friends we cannot be. We need to manufacture some animosity to get this thing going. So with that said, I invite you to claim your disdain for Oski. I’ll get it started. And Cal fans, feel free to chime in with your own hate. You know, Nike, uniforms and the other usuals.
Before we get started, though, let’s all have a pre-post e-handshake so we can show the NCAA we’re all about sportsmanship. Agreed? Ok, on with the hate.
- I hate that when it rains in your stadium, I have to walk through three feet of standing water to get to the port-o-potty.
- I hate that you had to steal half of Eugene to build a football program.
- I hate that we can’t beat you anymore.
- I hate that your Heisman Trophy candidate (Jahvid Best) is still in the running while ours (LeGarrette Blount & Jeremiah Masoli) are, well, not.
- I hate that you think you can win with Andy Ludwig, a man personally responsible for Oregon’s worst stretch of football in the last 15 years.
Come on now. Let out the vitriol that lies within for the blue and gold. I lack a big enough readership to generate an adequate amount of hate, so do you hear me CaliforniaGoldenBlogs? AddictedtoQuack? Care to hate?
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I hate that you guys get more sunny weather than us.
I hate that you guys have such limited jersey selections.
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I hate that you cease being a good football team immediately after you beat us… every year.
I hate that i just can’t seem to hate you enough.
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I hate that you guys have more fun things to do when not losing football games.
And I hate that you guys are sorry-er losers than us.
GO!!!! DUCKS!!!! lets show those guys what sore winners we can be!
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I hate that Berkeley makes Eugene look like Provo, Utah.
I hate that your team is smelling Roses right now, and we’re smelling Poinsettias.
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i hate how you guys whore yourselves with new unis… ERRR… tramp stamps and mini-skirts week after week. it was cool the first 2 years. now? everyone realizes it’s one big tease. cut it out.
i hate your fickleness. webfoots? puddles? ducks? pick one and stick with it. it’s really that simple.
i hate how you (and $C) keep taking our (bay area’s) best players. cut it out.
i hate how you have… had the next brandon jacbos and ran him east and west ALL game. line up a fullback and run up the gut force once. p*ssies. you wasted 4 hours of my life with that pathetic showing at boise.
in fact, i should bill chip kelley, too. i hate that your coach is the biggest P*SSY in college football. stop having that ‘feel sorry for me look’, sit up, and man up.
i hate eugene. there’s nothing to do.
one thing i don’t hate. ducks. they are absolutely delicious. looking forward to going up to eugene this weekend. i’m gonna eat your food, drink your beer, take your women, sleep on your bed, and take your dignity. again.
wait. did i leave anything out? nope, that’s about it. we already took all your good coordinators.
GO BEARS!
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is this ten things i hate about you? next thing you’re gonna say is that you hate that you love us so much… jealousy!
no but seriously i hate cal
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See, aren’t you all starting to feel better now?
I hate 1996. Cal, you got stomped by the Ducks at the end of the year. We both finished with the same record and Hawaii takes you for the bowl game? Not cool.
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I hate it when Cal fans come down from their trees and pretend to be knowledgeable about football.
I hate it that you tattled on us for trying to illegally sign JJ Arrington. A$$holes.
I hate it that your women are hairier and reek of patchouli oil more than ours do.
I hate that you stole Andy Ludwig…..no, not really.
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Speaking of Andy… I hate that he’s already won multiple games for you… in a row no less!
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I hated Cam Colvin for about 24 hours for not putting the ball in is other hand.
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Speaking of Andy, he’s won 17 games in a row as a coach. 24 of last 25, dating back to 2007.
You ever wonder what the REAL problem could’ve been? HRMMM?
I hate cry babies. I CANNOT WAIT till 4pm Saturday. I’ll be back to check on your excuses.
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damn, left speechless again!
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I really really hate Cal
I hate how therapeutic this exercise is
I hate the Cal fan who was yacking at the guy in front of her “you can’t smoke in here!”
I hate that I wanted to but could not scream Go back to Berkely B!tch!
I hate those stupid gold and blue horizontal striped shirts, is that supposed to be ironic that you look like a bunch of preps but actually rarely shower?
I hate that Ayoob is not still your QB
I hate Jeff Tedford’s success
I hate our 3 game losing streak to Cal
I hate that I have to wait til Saturday to put my hate into action
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I hate that Cal fans have to be taught when to cheer, etc…I hate that your hippies are less hygienic than our hippies. I hate that you have a quarterback who can actually complete a pass….and he’s from Oregon! I hate that you have more Nobel Prize winners than All America’s . I simply hate for the hell of it.
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“I hate cry babies”
I hate irony.
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I hate love and I love hate, so…. I have not idea what i just said
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I hate the media obsession with the Oregon uniforms. http://www.youtube.com/luddite333
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I hate that you guys overlook us for your big Homecoming Game. I mean, I know we had a rough start and that you think this could be the year for your team and all. But it’s not unreasonable that we could beat you. I just really feel like you go out of your way to make us feel bad. Like, right as we’re starting to get good you start talking about your game against USC. I guess I’d just really like for you to respect us a little bit more and include us in … in … in your discussions and plans and stuff.
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