FOTB Presents: Halloween Costumes For All

By on October 28, 2009 in Football, WOTB

Halloween and Autzen Stadium were made for each other and people are pulling out all the stops. I got an early look at the list of costumes being worn by certain celebrities.

Note: This was the FOTB’s idea, so as such, she gets sponsorship of the post.

Matt Barkley as Ken Doll

Matt Barkley is coming as lifeguard Ken. FOTB's been calling him Ken doll from day one so it fits.

Matt Barkley is coming as lifeguard Ken. FOTB's been calling him Ken doll from day one, so it fits.


Byron Hout as Michael Spinks

Byron Hout, LeGarrette Blount's target at Boise State is going as Michael Spinks, Mike Tyson's 89 second knockout in 1988.

Byron Hout, LeGarrette Blount's target at Boise State is going as Michael Spinks, the heavyweight fighter that lasted just 91 seconds against Mike Tyson in 1988. What can we say, he's a "one punch and down" kinda' guy.


Oregon Cornerback Will Wallace as Braveheart

Will Wallace, the sophomore cornerback from Oregon will be there as Braveheart. Seems kind of obvious. No imagination.

Will Wallace, the sophomore cornerback from Oregon will be there as Braveheart. Seems kind of obvious. No imagination.


Terrelle Pryor as Jeremiah Masoli (He Only Wishes)

Terrelle Pryor will finally visit Eugene dressed up as Jeremiah Masoli just so he can sense what could have been.

Terrelle Pryor has told us he'd visit Eugene before, but this time he says he means it. Said Pryor of the impending trip: "Autzen Stadium on Halloween night? Hell yeah! I've always wanted to know what it's like to be the Oregon quarterback so I'm going as Jeremiah Masoli. You think I can stay?" No. No, you can't.


Kirk Herbstreit as Barry Manilow

Kirk made a good choice on this one because let's face it, this is what he's going to look like when he's older.

Kirk made a good choice on this one because let's face it, this is exactly what he'll eventually look like.


Pete Carroll as a Failed NFL Head Coach

Pete Carroll will be there as a failed NFL head coach.

Ah, one of those throwback costumes. After the game, he can go as a failed college coach in the state of Oregon.


Reser’s Fine Foods as Nike

Reser's Fine Foods will be there as a Nike shoe and dream that it could ever have this much money.

Crappy Photoshop effort aside, Al Reser is having his company go as Nike so he can feel what it's like to be in the big time. Of course, his burritos and potato salads are worth a lot more than this blog, so who am I to judge?


Tim Tebow as Himself

You knew Tim Tebow wouldn't miss a chance to show up as himself. Bastard thinks he doesn't have to wear a costume like everyone else.

You knew Tim Tebow wouldn't miss a chance to show up as himself. Bastard thinks he doesn't have to wear a costume like everyone else.

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5 Responses to FOTB Presents: Halloween Costumes For All

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    Nautiduck October 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm #

    Awesome, absolutely awesome! Nicely done Nick!!

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    TheFitPit October 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm #

    We Love It !! Long Live Halloween. Best Holiday ever !!!! GO FOTB. Great work, Nick. GO Ducks!!!!! Campus is wild with Halloween Fever.
    Love It!

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    TheFitPit October 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm #

    doesent get any better than this
    except an ass kicking come saturday night
    GO!!!!!!!! DUCKS!!!!!!!!

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  4. Duckaholic October 30, 2009 at 11:36 am #

    Hilarious. Good work, but Pryor’s head is enormous. (mind the pun)

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    • Nick, Off The Pond October 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm #

      Thanks for the Pryor mention. I was going to say something in the post. It just wouldn’t fit any other way. You get my email?

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