We are at the one week countdown to the most important football game ever played in the history of this planet. And because it’s Thanksgiving, we have one last chance to express our gratitude within this rivalry before things really get nasty.
With that said, on this day of turkeys, yams and potatoes, I give my thanks (with a huge brainstorming assist from FOTB).
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I am thankful… …that my school – for all the colors, patterns, feathers and helmets it has ever worn – has never, ever worn a manzier. |
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I am thankful… …that my school’s alums attended class long enough to know their number isn’t a last name. |
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I am thankful… …that the numbers 65 and 38 pair together like a fine wine and a juicy steak.
* UO, did you notice the extra care I took to blur out the Duck on a t-shirt I own? Why, you can’t even tell that it’s Donald! I think Disney would be pleased, don’t you? |
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I am thankful… …that even in Eugene, my players still realize common cab currency is cash, not marijuana. |
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I am thankful… …that the players I root for don’t pursue relationships with gay sheep (apologies to Seinfeld as in this case, there’s a lot wrong with that). |
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I am thankful… …that my stadium’s field isn’t plastered with potato salad logos. |
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I am thankful… …that there’s at least a small chance the Beaver believers I call family won’t disown me over the next 7 days. |
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I’m thankful that our stadium doesn’t look like a high school stadium on steroids.
I’m thankful that our mascot is not a rodent.
I’m thankful for Dave Frohnmayer, Mike Bellotti, Pat Kilkenny and Bill Moos for transforming UO athletics into a cutting edge program.
I’m thankful for Phil Knight. I’m really thankful for Phil Knight.
I’m thankful that the Civil War is at Autzen.
I’m thankful that our family is going to Pasadena for the Rose Bowl!!
I’m thankful for Chip Kelly, coaching genius.
Did I mention Phil Knight? I’m very thankful for him.
Go Ducks! Beat the River Rats!!!
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I’m thankful for the humor in this blog !!!
Lets all keep laughing and being thankful for our two great teams!
And most of all GO!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m thankful that our players don’t punch people on national tv
I’m thankful that our mascot is not a disney character aimed at little children.
I’m thankful for not sucking on the tit of a man.
I’m thanksful that the civl war is at Autzen, a place where UO lost 10 league games at home from 2002-08, and only four schools had fewer league wins in its home stadium during this time period
I’m thankful for Mike Riley, 2008 Pac-10 coach of the year
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Good for you…Ben? No, really. Good work but you should know, that tit flat out produces and we ain’t apologizing.
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i’m thankful for poo nicky posting what i was going to post.
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