FOTB Presents: Halloween Costumes For All

Nick, OTP — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:59:17 +0000

Halloween and Autzen Stadium were made for each other and people are pulling out all the stops. I got an early look at the list of costumes being worn by certain celebrities.

Note: This was the FOTB’s idea, so as such, she gets sponsorship of the post.

Matt Barkley as Ken Doll

Matt Barkley is coming as lifeguard Ken. FOTB's been calling him Ken doll from day one, so it fits.

Byron Hout as Michael Spinks

Byron Hout, LeGarrette Blount's target at Boise State is going as Michael Spinks, the heavyweight fighter that lasted just 91 seconds against Mike Tyson in 1988. What can we say, he's a "one punch and down" kinda' guy.

Oregon Cornerback Will Wallace as Braveheart

Will Wallace, the sophomore cornerback from Oregon will be there as Braveheart. Seems kind of obvious. No imagination.

Terrelle Pryor as Jeremiah Masoli (He Only Wishes)

Terrelle Pryor has told us he'd visit Eugene before, but this time he says he means it. Said Pryor of the impending trip: "Autzen Stadium on Halloween night? Hell yeah! I've always wanted to know what it's like to be the Oregon quarterback so I'm going as Jeremiah Masoli. You think I can stay?" No. No, you can't.

Kirk Herbstreit as Barry Manilow

Kirk made a good choice on this one because let's face it, this is exactly what he'll eventually look like.

Pete Carroll as a Failed NFL Head Coach

Ah, one of those throwback costumes. After the game, he can go as a failed college coach in the state of Oregon.

Reser’s Fine Foods as Nike

Crappy Photoshop effort aside, Al Reser is having his company go as Nike so he can feel what it's like to be in the big time. Of course, his burritos and potato salads are worth a lot more than this blog, so who am I to judge?

Tim Tebow as Himself

You knew Tim Tebow wouldn't miss a chance to show up as himself. Bastard thinks he doesn't have to wear a costume like everyone else.

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