Twas the night before Civil War, when all through the state
Not a Duck was worried, for they knew their fate.
The rankings were in, penciled with great care
In hopes that the BCS would soon be there.
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Click Tales: Civil War is Tomorrow…In Case You Forgot
Click Tales: Tick, tock, tick, tock, somebody fast-forward the big bad clock
Just our luck, ain’t it? The one week of the year where the days last 48 hours instead of 24 happens to fall on the same week that we’re waiting for, like, the most important football game ever. Coooome on, already!
ClickTales: Take the day off and vote for the Duck 353,000 times
Well, this week hasn’t become what I wanted. Thought I’d be 34 posts deep into anti-Beaver sentiment by now and here I am just passing along links. I’ll have something a little later, though. Family ain’t talking to me this year, but I have a well-informed source that has the dish on those Beaver believers.
Click Tales: NCAA Taking a Look at James’ Vehicular Situation
If the NCAA were to investigate this blog, they’d find some scandalous stuff. For one, I take pennies for the ads displayed on this site. Pennies earned on the back of hard-working amateur athletes. It’s egregious.
Click Tales: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
Went to the Monday Night Football game in San Diego last night. Boy, was it chilly! Must have been, like, 60 degrees. Had to wear a long-sleeved shirt and a light jacket. Hell, I even put shoes on. How was your weather, Oregon?
SearchBag: With This Many Searches, We Might Stumble Into Actual Football Analysis (Or Not)
Whoa, this SearchBag is so ginormous, I had to use a made-up word to describe it. Don’t you go skimming the words just because it’s longer, ya’ hear? SearchBag demands your full attention!
Click Tales: In Search of a Mild-Mannered, Even-Keeled, Completely Sane Story
It’s just drama and scandal out there. I can’t take it anymore. I MUST find a story incapable of provoking me. No allegations of wrong-doing, no bad news, just a simple, well-written and completely forgettable story. Here we go.
Click Tales: Are We Still Talking Fake Injuries? Yep
Vontaze Burfict and Chase Thomas just called. They want to know why no one cares about their ouchies. Said Burfict: “Man, I faked seven injuries on my own! Do you hear me? On my own!”
Click Tales: Bye Week? There’s No Bye Week in Linking
Players may need to rest for a week, but this here’s a blue-collar blog that works ’til death do us part. No sick days, no vacation, no nothing. Just don’t bring up the occasional eight month hiatus.
Run It Back: Oregon vs. California – Close Enough For You?
A win is a win is a win is a win is a win. Should I go on? 1. Wait, you thought this was going to be easy? EASY!? Well, yeah, me too. Look at all the teams with one loss right now. Some of them look unbeatable. Wisconsin goes for 83 points? Ohio State [...]
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