We welcome three new coaches to the awards this season. They are honored, I assure you. The Jeff Tedford award for “We would never ask anyone on our team to fake something! Oh that, well, I didn’t know. Talk to my assistant.” And the winner is: Whoever is responsible at Oregon for releasing documents provided [...]
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Click Tales: Oregon’s outlier title run
You know what you can get me for Christmas this year? Absolutely nothing. Oregon’s already playing for a national title and I gots me a ticket. Anything else would just be greed at the highest, most nefarious level.
Click Tales: Yeah, there are links, but also a personal tale of happiness
Before the links, a short story from last night.
The room was dark. Light had forgotten how to work its way into the room I hadn’t left in days. I’d given up shaving, was still wearing the same clothes from last Thursday and was eating only thanks to a feeding tube. It was stage 5 no-Natty ticket depression. Heavy stuff, to be sure. And then, with the surprise of a Jake Locker completion, my phone rings.
Click Tales: Big Ten, let me be direct, that’s a terrible idea.
OTP’s back on the grind, yo (and whiter than evuh). We gots some links to kick off the week and then it’s time to dive in to this whole Auburn-Oregon thang. Oh, and later today, I’m launching a new feature on the site and I’m excited about it. You may not be, but I am [...]
Click Tales: Back at it, blogging like it’s my J-O-B (which it’s not)
Whew, I’m here, I’m here. Sorry about that whole disappearance thing. It’s just that the internet gave me a few vacation days and I cashed in. But let’s get back to the routine, huh? Links, opponent mocking and Jon Wilner hating…you know, the usual.
Click Tales: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
Went to the Monday Night Football game in San Diego last night. Boy, was it chilly! Must have been, like, 60 degrees. Had to wear a long-sleeved shirt and a light jacket. Hell, I even put shoes on. How was your weather, Oregon?
SearchBag: With This Many Searches, We Might Stumble Into Actual Football Analysis (Or Not)
Whoa, this SearchBag is so ginormous, I had to use a made-up word to describe it. Don’t you go skimming the words just because it’s longer, ya’ hear? SearchBag demands your full attention!
Click Tales: Are We Still Talking Fake Injuries? Yep
Vontaze Burfict and Chase Thomas just called. They want to know why no one cares about their ouchies. Said Burfict: “Man, I faked seven injuries on my own! Do you hear me? On my own!”
Run It Back: Oregon vs. California – Close Enough For You?
A win is a win is a win is a win is a win. Should I go on? 1. Wait, you thought this was going to be easy? EASY!? Well, yeah, me too. Look at all the teams with one loss right now. Some of them look unbeatable. Wisconsin goes for 83 points? Ohio State [...]
SearchBag: Oregon Football is Twittering, A Mascot Abomination Resurfaces and Some Mike Stoops Facial Expressions
It’s not mail, it’s visitor searches. Google, Yahoo, Bing… they all come from somewhere. oregon football twitter (Google Search in Eugene, OR) Haha, oh you know me too well. But I’m off that train now. @OregonFootball died and on the 12th day resurrected as @Duck_Feed. Go ahead and follow. Just don’t forget me along the way. [...]
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4th Annual Coaches’ Awards – Pac-12 Style!
