Tag Archives | Kellen Clemens

More Football, Less Work…Let's Blog, Shall We?

Damn you day job…don’t you know my true love is Oregon Duck blogging? How dare you distract me. Let’s catch up on the week so far. What’s more fun? Reading about LeGarrette Blount or Getting Hit By Him? I have a medical condition known as Blount Fatigue. I don’t want to hear about it anymore. [...]

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Walter Thurmond III Done…Why am I Not Surprised?

Walter Thurmond III, defensive star and playmaker extraordinaire, has been ruled out for the season. He faces knee surgery to repair the injury. For some reason, Oregon doesn’t do injuries in the variety of “he’ll be out 3-4 weeks.” Nope, if  it’s a special season in the making, you can be almost certain that a [...]

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Michigan Inventing New Ways to Lose to Inferior Teams?

I don’t mean to get in the business of the Maize and Blue, but given Oregon’s dominance of them, I feel fairly comfortable saying this. Rich Rodriguez has lost his mind. The Wolverines are going to use three quarterbacks in their their home opener against Western Michigan. One of them doesn’t bother tying his shoes. [...]

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