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	<title>Off The Pond &#124; Oregon Duck Football and Those Other Sports Too &#187; Markus Wheaton</title>
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		<title>Off The Pond Goes Off The Pond</title>
		<link>http://www.offthepond.net/2009/09/off-the-pond-goes-off-the-pond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick, OTP</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Markus Wheaton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That headline made my head spin, but I&#8217;m keeping it. I made my contributing debut today on another site for an online magazine called Norman Einsteins (a nod to the famous Joe Theismann quote). It&#8217;s published monthly and I contributed a piece for the Civil War (let&#8217;s just say, my obsession with Markus Wheaton continues). [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That headline made my head spin, but I&#8217;m keeping it.</p>
<p>I made my contributing debut today on another site for an online magazine called Norman Einsteins (a nod to the famous Joe Theismann quote). It&#8217;s published monthly and I contributed a piece for the Civil War (let&#8217;s just say, my obsession with Markus Wheaton continues). There&#8217;s some great contributions from a variety of fan blog authors in the <a href="http://normaneinsteins.com/04/incompleteandcompletelybiasedcollegefootballpreview/" target="_blank">college football preview</a> including a fun hypothetical featuring the Oregon and Boise State game. My Civil War effort is at the bottom of the page. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Uh Oh, the Horror Show Has Started</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick, OTP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew when a player named Wheaton became an Oregon State Beaver, something really bad would happen by the year 2012. Apparently, that moment is getting closer. Haven&#8217;t these guys heard of a redshirt or perhaps a sabbatical?  I was holding out hope for a religious awakening and a two year Mormon mission to Burma. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew when a <a href="http://www.osubeavers.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/wheaton_markus01.html" target="_blank">player named Wheaton</a> became an Oregon State Beaver, something really bad would happen by the year 2012. Apparently, <a href="http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindbeaversbeat/2009/08/the_force_feeding_of_osus_mark.html" target="_blank">that moment is getting closer</a>. Haven&#8217;t these guys heard of a redshirt or perhaps a sabbatical?  I was holding out hope for a religious awakening and a two year Mormon mission to Burma.</p>
<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m making too much of it, but have you been to an Oregon game since 1995? Have you downloaded an Oregon ringtone or casually watched a YouTube clip? If so, you&#8217;ve seen or heard &#8220;The Pick&#8221; and anytime you celebrate something that much, eventually, you get bit. First chance? December 3rd. Maybe he&#8217;ll try studying abroad.</p>
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