We Didn’t Want Him Anyway, or “How I’m Coping with the Demise of a Potential National Championship Season”
Welcome to the official, “we didn’t want him anyway” post. Jeremiah Masoli to be charged in the infamous theft case? Eh, didn’t want him in the first place. LaMichael James changing his plea? Psh, not like he was the best back we ever recruited.
Right? Who’s with me? Still need some convincing? Just check out these side by side comparisons based on actual facts. Click on the projected stats link for Seastrunk. It’s mind-boggling how good he is going to be (and one has to wonder how long before ESPN sends a team of lawyers to my door step).
| Super-duper Fabulous Sophomore Standout-to-be Quarterback Darron Thomas | Short, Streaky, Fumble-prone, Junior College Transfer Jeremiah Masoli |
| 2010 Scout.com 15th best, 4 **** QB | 2008 Scout.com unrated 1 * JC transfer QB |
| Can throw for over 200 yards and 3 TDs in one quarter! | Completes 4 passes for 95 yards with 0 TDs and 1 INT in an entire game! |
| 6′ -3″ Imposing Prototype QB | 5′-11″ Runt Fullback playing QB |
| 140.64 career passer rating | 129.46 career passer rating |
| First 2008 QB recruited by the Ducks | Afterthought signee in May 2008 |
| Dynamic, Highlight-making, True Freshman Sensation-to-be RB Lache Seastrunk | Still Awesome, But Likely to be Suspended For a Few Games So Let’s Rationalize This Anyway, LaMichael James |
| 2010 Scout.com 4th best, 5 ***** RB | 2008 Scout.com 40th best, 3*** RB |
| Will step in and compete right away | Had to take a year and redshirt |
| Recruited by the likes of Florida, LSU and Texas | Recruit list included Baylor, Houston and Mississippi State |
| Off The Pond projected 2010 freshman stats based on state-of-the-art video and mathematical anlaysis: 4,508 yards rushing, 1,647 yards receiving, 59 total TDs | 2009 Stats: By comparison, a pedestrian 1,546 yards rushing, 168 yards receiving and 14 total TDs |
I think we can all agree that Oregon is in fine shape for the 2010 season and, in fact, may have just improved their standing with the criminal charges being brought against these supposed “superstars.”







